Have you ever been fired? Have you ever been cheated on? Have you ever just wanted to tell someone "Fuck you"? Don't know what to get your grandmother for her birthday? We understand, we do too! Here at effyou.org, we will do it for you! Either via mail, email, or even phone call, you can send a personalized (and anonymous) message telling that person you hate FUCK YOU. If you want to tell them why, TELL THEM, with our custom message box. If not, we can fill in the blanks for you. Whether buying a gag gift, or just legitimately wanting to tell someone to fuck themselves, this is the perfect gift for anyone. 

 

Telling people "Fuck You", so you dont have to!

 

Custom FUCK you messages

"Dear ________, FUCK you.

And here’s why.

You fired me for no reason, but I’m glad you did it anyway, because you smell like ass. I don’t mean the term “ass” as in smelling bad. You literally smell like someone’s hairy ass in a hot climate who hasn’t showered in weeks. Don’t worry I’ll probably be unemployed for about 2 hours, where I’ll find a boss who isn’t a fuckboy." 

Sample Letter

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